When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do they know what that is?

This movie doesn't seem very realistic, you guys.

Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

What does the cannibal think after seeing a wheelchair user?

Meals on Wheels

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

OCDC

What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Peewee Herman have in common?

They were both caught with hands in their drawers.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans :-)

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

Sorry, I http"

What do you get Devin Hester for Christmas??

A: Nothing - he'll just return it!

Humanity Jokes More Humanity Jokes

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

Faith Jokes More Faith Jokes

What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Chili Jokes More Chili Jokes

What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison??

Chili CON Carne!

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili