What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

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Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers

What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone?

A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you get off of my cloud!" while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod get off of my ewe!"

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What are children generally better at then adults?

Giving the pope an errection

What do you call the pope after a drive by?

Your holiness"

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What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

Faith Jokes More Faith Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

How do you make people lose faith in this sub?

This.