What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

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How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

Why is Bill Gates scared of the number 7?

Because 7 8 10.

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How do you make people lose faith in this sub?

This.

What is Darth Vader's least favorite band?

Faith No More