What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

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Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight?

He was the raining champion.

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How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

What do The Pope &amp a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

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How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

Faith Jokes More Faith Jokes

What is Darth Vader's least favorite band?

Faith No More

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."