How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

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How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

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Why doesn't the pope like continuous functions?

They're not hole-y.

What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

Answer: The Pope!

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

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Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

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What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug?

A: Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.

How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats