How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

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How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What's the most important part about telling a joke?

Your PUN-unciation

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What do you call a comatose Pope?

esteemed vegetable.

Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

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How many Filipinos can you fit on a jeepney?

One more.

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

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What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

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How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug?

A: Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.