How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

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How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

How can you tell someone's an atheist?

You can't. They'll always tell you first.

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Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

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How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

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What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead...."

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How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug?

A: Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.