Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

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Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

Who would win?

everyone

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What do you call the Pope after he's resigned?

Ex-Benedict.

What do The Pope & a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

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Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

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Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen