Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

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What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

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The pope died a virgin

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Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess?

C4

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Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally

Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen