Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

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Why is Tigger always dirty?

Because he plays with Pooh

Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

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Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

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What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

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LENIN-NADE. Just smack me.

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Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen