How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.

Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

Lifeguard Jokes More Lifeguard Jokes

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.