How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

Lifeguard Jokes More Lifeguard Jokes

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."