What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

Lifeguard Jokes More Lifeguard Jokes

How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

What did the lifeguard say to the hippie?

You're too far out, man.

Manager Jokes More Manager Jokes

What do you call a manager that hasn't grown up yet?

A kidager

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

Curve Jokes More Curve Jokes

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist