What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

How does Geppetto exact his revenge on Monstro the Whale?

Marry a net maker

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?

You can't keep a good man down !

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

ya'll watch this!

Lifeguard Jokes More Lifeguard Jokes

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

Manager Jokes More Manager Jokes

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

Curve Jokes More Curve Jokes

What did the exponential equation say to the linear equation?

Real graphs have curves.

What physical trait does a shapely woman who studies statistics have?

Belle curves.