What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

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What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

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Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

Lifeguard Jokes More Lifeguard Jokes

What did the lifeguard say to the hippie?

You're too far out, man.

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

Manager Jokes More Manager Jokes

What did the manager say to his new Chinese intern?

How, are you?

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

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What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

What physical trait does a shapely woman who studies statistics have?

Belle curves.