What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Why little girls can't fart Do you know why little girls can't fart?

Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.

What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you give an octomom for mother's day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

What do you call a baby from Dover?

Doverkiin.

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

Ultra Sound Jokes More Ultra Sound Jokes

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

What do you call a friendly Mancunian midwife?

Ultra sound

Curve Jokes More Curve Jokes

What physical trait does a shapely woman who studies statistics have?

Belle curves.

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist