What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

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What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR

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How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

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What is long and hard on a Newfie?

Grade 1.

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

What do you call it when crows make noise?

A caw-cawphony

Ultra Sound Jokes More Ultra Sound Jokes

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

What do you call a friendly Mancunian midwife?

Ultra sound

Curve Jokes More Curve Jokes

What did the exponential equation say to the linear equation?

Real graphs have curves.

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve