What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom?

He farts.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

Why is a baby like an diamond?

Because it's a dear little thing.

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

How do Chinese people name their babies?

A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

Ultra Sound Jokes More Ultra Sound Jokes

What do you call a friendly Mancunian midwife?

Ultra sound

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

Curve Jokes More Curve Jokes

What physical trait does a shapely woman who studies statistics have?

Belle curves.

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist