Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

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Why are Russians such bad pilots?

Because they're always Stalin. Thank you, good night.

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

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Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

What kind of people like Scottie's hair?

Chubby 7th grade girls!

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Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

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What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

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Who was Tupac married to?

His Thug Wife.

Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.