What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

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What type of transporter does Mr. Scott use?

A Beemer.

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

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Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls?

Family reunions.

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Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

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Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

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What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

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What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P