Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

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What do comic book collectors use in their hair?

Mint conditioner.

What do they use frozen band-aids for?

A: Cold cuts.

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What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

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What do a Feminist and a Broken ATM have in Common?

They both can't make any change

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM