Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

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Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

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What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

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What's the only bank franchise that doesn't have ATMs?

Sperm banks.

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough