What do a Feminist and a Broken ATM have in Common?

They both can't make any change

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits?

Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.

Why aren't there any feminists in Japan?

Whale huntings legal

Atm Jokes More Atm Jokes

What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

Common Jokes More Common Jokes

What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside

What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.