What do a Feminist and a Broken ATM have in Common?

They both can't make any change

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What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man?

Addadictomy.

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

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How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)

What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

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What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

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What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

What do a Feminist and a Broken ATM have in Common?

They both can't make any change