What do a Feminist and a Broken ATM have in Common?

They both can't make any change

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

pi

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What do a feminist and a policeman have in common?

Q: What do a feminist and a policeman have in common A: They're both trigger-happy.

What is the difference between a feminist and a walrus?

A walrus has at least two valid points.

Atm Jokes More Atm Jokes

What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

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What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside