Nobody likes the black ones.
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Portugeese
Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss
they both like to root around in your cellar
Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside
No one likes the black ones
Yellow labs. And the black ones -Black labs. So the brown ones are- -No we named those after dog poison.
The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.