What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

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What did the people call the bad hot dog stand?

The WURST!

What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

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What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies?

Watch this!

How many Super Sayajins does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it lasts five episodes. And Kuririn dies.

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Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers?

You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.

Who's there ! Cam ! Cam who ?

Camalot is where King Arthur lived !

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Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

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Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen

Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.