What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.

Prince Charles Jokes More Prince Charles Jokes

Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Tunnel Jokes More Tunnel Jokes

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.