What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

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What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

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She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

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Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

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He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.