What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

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What's the difference between a computer program and global warming?

One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!

What's the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaaah ?

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What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.