Why was "what is love" played at a funeral?

Because he had a will, and he haddaway.

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Where do spiders play their FA Cup final ?

Webley stadium !

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

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Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

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Why was Steve Jobbs funeral an open casket?

So the attendees could get some face-time.

What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.