Why was "what is love" played at a funeral?

Because he had a will, and he haddaway.

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Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

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What's the difference between like, love and lust?

Spit Swallow Gargle

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

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What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train