Where did you get that thing?

Parrot says, "Africa."

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What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

What is the only thing more permanent than a Sharpie marker?

A STD.

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Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

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Why was the baby in Africa crying?

It was having a mid-life crisis.

Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa ?

Because of all the Cheetahs!