Where did you get that thing?

Parrot says, "Africa."

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore )

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

Why don't parrot's like black people?

Because Polly wants a cracker.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

What do they call the lottery in Africa?

Celebrity adoption.