Where did you get that thing?

Parrot says, "Africa."

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What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

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Where did you get it?

Africa" Says the parrot.

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

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Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)