What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

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How many cats?

One.

How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

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What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.