What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

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How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)

What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

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Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

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What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

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How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

What is worse than a carrot that smells like a snow women?

One that smells like a snow man.