What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

What do you call a cat on a big plate?

a platterpuss

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How many cross-dressers live near Manchester?

Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot. :

What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!