Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

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What do you call a midget in a Mental Asylum?

I don't really know, but it sounds a little crazy

How do you know you're at a redneck wedding?

Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church

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Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

What is the date in Germany/Brasil today?

7-1. (world cup)

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How did the set react when it heard about the Russell Paradox?

It couldn't contain itself.

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

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What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

Where'd you get it?

Africa," says the parrot.

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What do you call 100 black people on a plane to Africa?

A good start.

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

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How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?

A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.