What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger

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What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

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What's white and smells like black paint?

White paint

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

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What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers"

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What do you call ham that feels better?

Cured ham.

What did the existential pig say?

What ham I