What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

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What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

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What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

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What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

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What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

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Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.