What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

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How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her ?

You drop it on her twice.

Where'd I drop my waffle?

At the beach in San Diego.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

What do you call a Greek philosopher who plays hard to get?

A socra-tease Made this one up myself. I'll be here all week

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels?

A towel full of loads

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

How do you get a blond out of a tree?

A: Wave

How do you call a blond who changed her hair color to brown?

Artificial Intelligence!

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.