What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a future...

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How did San Diego get its name?

Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder."

How do you call a blond who has colored her hair to brown?

Artificial intelligence!

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around