What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

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What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

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How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who

What's the difference between a normal woman and a witch?

The spelling Teehee

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What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

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How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.

What did the princess say when she got to the ball?

garglgarglgarglgarglgargl

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What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)