What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

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What did Hansel and Gretel say when the witch put them in the oven?

She diabeetus!

Why couldn't the witch get pregnant?

Her husband had a holloween-ie.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

2 Year Jokes More 2 Year Jokes

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)