How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

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How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

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What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

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Why do people like office parties AND this joke?

The punch line.

What kind of a joke does a black person not get?

Dadjokes

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Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

What did the pirate say when he turned 81?

Nothing, as he didn't exist. The probability of anyone in that demographic reaching their eighties is particularly low, and an active pirate being eighty one years of age is further rendered a statistical impossibility given that a pirate would need to be above a certain threshold in terms of physical ability.

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What lives on a farm and says moo?

a bilingual chicken

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

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What do you call a museum for cows?

A moo-seum.

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.