Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

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What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

denim denim denim...

Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

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What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.

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Why does the mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her b-shells.

Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

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Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

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Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons?

They outgrew their leotards.