Why does the little mermaid where sea shells?

Cause the B-shells were too small.

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Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

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He had allure.

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Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs?

Because B-shells were too small.