Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

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Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

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Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

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Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

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What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common?

Both can knock you out at a party.

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

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Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida?

Cause they all go there to croak!