Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

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Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

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Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

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Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

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Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

What happened to the ghost who went to a party?

He had a wail of a time.

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Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

Why does flint never get any likes on their Instagram pictures?

Cause they don't use a filter.