Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

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How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

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What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

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What do you call a mushroom that likes to party?

A Fungi!

Why was the mushroom a hit at parties?

Because he was a

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What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

What do golfers do on nights out?

par**ty.

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Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

Which presidential candidate is the most likely to cause cancer?

Ben Carsonogen