What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

Why did Tigger shoot Pooh?

He had an itchy Tigger finger

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What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard

Why is 7 afraid of 8?

It's not, numbers don't have emotions.

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Why are white girls always tired?

Because they've literally been running around all day

Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

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Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies?

Their kids would be too lazy to steal.

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

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What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

What is the least racist animal?

A panda. It's black, it's white and it's Asian.