What do a dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common?

They both have wet noses.

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What type of dog did the tweaker have?

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What do near-sighted gynecologists and little puppies have in common?

A wet nose

What's the only difference between a near sighted and a far sighted gynecologist ?

A wet nose.