How many Swedes does it take to clean a men's bathroom?

None because they pee sitting down.

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What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

Patty O'Furnature

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Why does Jerry Sienfeld clean up on tinder?

He can't go left

How messy is your closet Joe?

You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!"

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What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)