How many Swedes does it take to clean a men's bathroom?

None because they pee sitting down.

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What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture

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How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

How does Google clean their facilities?

They use Google Mops.

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How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.

What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish