How many Swedes does it take to clean a men's bathroom?

None because they pee sitting down.

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What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

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Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

What do you call a Serbian who won't clean his room?

Novak.

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What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)