What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

Patty O'Furnature

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why are European cars the lightest?

because there's no Americans sitting in them.

Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What's the difference between an Irishman and a bottle of whiskey?

The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old.

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.