What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

Patty O'Furnature

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What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

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What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

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What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture

What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

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What do you call an Irishman who's had eight beers?

The designated driver.

What do you call and Irishman who works in a French cafe?

Paddy Hor D'oeuvre