What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.

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Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

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How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

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What do you call a North Korean Gorilla?

King Kong Un (From my younger brother).

Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.