What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.

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What did Matthew McConaughey say when he saw this year's Oscar nominees?

All white, all white, all whiiiiiiiite...

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

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What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

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How is life in North Korea?

I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.

What do you call the North Korean dictator?

Seouless