What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

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What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

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What can a lawyer do that a duck can't?

Stick his bill up his arse.

What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

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What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.