What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

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Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

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What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

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What does a mexican magician make for breakfast?

Toast-tah-dahs!

What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.