What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

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Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

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What do magistrates have with their water?

Just ice.

Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

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Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

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What kind of vision does Fetty Wap have?

17/38

What kind of pickles does Miley Cyrus like in her relish?

twerkins