What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

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What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

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What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

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What are you on?

I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.

Why did the duck go to jail?

A: He was selling quack.

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What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

Shartonnay

What do sea mammals say when something happens against their kind?

Oh, the huge-manatee