Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

What do you call it when a Bulgarian uses vulgar language?

A Bulgarity.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do flies do at church?

Flyspray

What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

When is it okay to kick a midget in the balls?

When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good.

Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

Fowl Language Jokes More Fowl Language Jokes

Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

because he was using too much fowl language

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.