Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

Previous Random Joke Next

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?

Finnish Hymn!

Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?

Because Donald ducked.

What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school?

THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.

Fowl Language Jokes More Fowl Language Jokes

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.