Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did the atheist go to church?

To use the Pokestop.

What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call a part gopher, part duck, and part you?

A Gophuckyourself.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

Fowl Language Jokes More Fowl Language Jokes

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.