Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why are Ethiopian's teeth so white?

Because they never use them

What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

Why did the duck go to jail?

A: He was selling quack.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date?

Premature emasculation.

Fowl Language Jokes More Fowl Language Jokes

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.