Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

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What brand toothbrush do Mexicans use?

Oral-

How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

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How do scientists develop chewing gum flavors?

Through ex-spear-i-mints.

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

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How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!

What did the dolphin say to the other dolphin after he splashed him?

Hey! You did that on porpoise!"

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How did you do in your tests ?

I did what George Washington did ! What was that Went down in history !

Why can't animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!

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Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,