Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

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What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

A: Canuck-chucks.

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What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

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How do scientists celebrate Pirate Day?

They get their Aaargh-On!

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."

What is a Dolphins favorite ingredient?

All porpoise flour.

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Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

What's a paralympian's worst nightmare?

Testing positive for WD-40

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Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.