What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

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Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

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Why did the stoner go to the chapel?

To marry Jane

What would Al Pacino be called if he marries Daenerys Targeryen?

Khal Pacino.

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What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

What is the tastiest liquid in a fruit?

The IV Drip