Why did the stoner go to the chapel?

To marry Jane

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What do you call a pop star that marries Rowan Atkinson?

Avril Labean

Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates :)

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What do cows that are stoners say?

420 graze it

What do you get when you cross a stoner with a halo nerd?

Masterchief

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How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.