Why did the stoner go to the chapel?

To marry Jane

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Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

Where do stoners keep their money?

In a joint account

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What's with Jane ?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE: