Why did the stoner go to the chapel?

To marry Jane

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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

Feyonce.

What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

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What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

Why did the stoner cross the road?

A: Who else would follow a chicken

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How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.