What's tall, white and has ears?

A mountain.

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Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What is a volcano?

A: A mountain with the hiccups.

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

What do you call a group of ears?

A heard