Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?

For the watch .

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How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb?

It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

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Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.

What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

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What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

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What's the programmer's favorite drug?

A line of code.

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

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Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.

What's Jon Snow's favorite children's book?

Where The Wildlings Are