What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

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Why don't asians like to applause?

Because every time they do all they do is crap

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

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What kind of music does a factory worker listen to?

Industrial Metal

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Little seizures.

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Why do french tanks have rear-view mirrors?

So they can see the front-lines.

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

A lot of crackling on the line !

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What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners