What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

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How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

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What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.

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What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

What is the difference between a tire and a black man?

The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.

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Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

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Why is post college life so easy for Lannisters?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

Why do Chemists have so much debt?

Because they have so much Antimony!

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What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

Who's there ! Alice ! Alice who ?

Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me !