Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

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Why are there only 49 Miss Black America contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho

What's the difference between bullets and everyone ?

Everyone misses Harambe.

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What's the difference between drunk people and black people?

Drunk people are found bars. Black people are found them.

What is most commonly found in cells?

Apparently "black people" was not the right answer

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Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

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Why didn't the coast guard save the hippy?

He was too far out!

Why couldn't the Coast Guard save the hippie?

Because he was wayyy far out man.