Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

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What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

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When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=75cA3xmssM

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

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Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

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Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

Why couldn't the Coast Guard save the hippie?

Because he was wayyy far out man.