What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do you call a mouse with no balls?

Optical.

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

Fetch Jokes More Fetch Jokes

Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away?

because fetch is not going to happen.

What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?

The Philadelphia Beagles!