What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

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What's the difference between a red head and a blue head?

Your grip.

What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

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How much steel can a dank meme melt if a dank meme melts steel beams?

9/11 beams

How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

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What do you call the birth of a lie?

Myth-conception

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

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How does NASA plan a party..?

They planet.

What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.