What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

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What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.

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Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

Why are 9/11 jokes never funny?

Because they always fly over everyone's head.

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Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor day.

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Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

What are they planning on calling the next die hard movie in which the main villain is a lesbian terrorist?

DYKE HARD