Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

What do you get hanging from orange trees?

Sore arms.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

Why does Mommy always say no?

Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.

King Jokes More King Jokes

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

Landscaper Jokes More Landscaper Jokes

What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo?

What are all these landscapers doing here?"

Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

What do you call a planned organised rebellion gone wrong?

A "coup d'isaster".

Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.