For planning high trees, son.
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What are all these landscapers doing here?"
A hedge fund manager
It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.
You stop milking a cow after 14 years..
9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history
Because black women have no rights.
Can't catch me - Avicii
Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "
They only had 2 cars.
Let me out"
Because she was a woman
Batman can go to the store with out robin.
You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.
Your grandma.
They were looking for the ark tick.
Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....
ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane
