How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

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Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

Why couldn't the hipsters save the hippies?

They were too far out.

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Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

How do you stop an Albanian tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

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What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

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Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

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What is the height of honesty?

A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins

What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates"

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Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.