Why is everyone tired of the king playing video poker on his porcelain throne?

A: Cause they're sick of all his royal flushes.

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What game do reindeer play in their stalls?

Stable-tennis!

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a pianist

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How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day

How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Juan